Masters-
chat Panda Comic

	What have you got for me?
	I found a link to a comic about a lonely panda that I quite like. It was on Scott McCloud's site.
	You like pandas, don't you?
	Well, I like most black and white animals. Pandas, penguins, badgers, zebras. The freisan is my favourite type of cow.
	What about skunks?
	Skunks are ok.
	Would you keep one as a pet?
	No.
	What happened about your mouthguard? Did you pick it up?
	It has to be adjusted. My massive jaw means that I can bite over the top of it. Apparently you're not supposed to be able to do this.
	You really are something of a freak, aren't you?

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Masters-
chat Oscars

	What do you want to talk about today?
	I really don't know. Nothing much has happened since yesterday.
	What about the Oscar nominations?
	You mean about how Adam Elliot has been nominated for best short animation?
	Yes. That's good news, isn't it?
	It is. And The Triplets of Belleville has been nominated for best animated feature. I haven't seen it, but the shorts look great.
	Do you think they'll win?
	I think Nemo will probably win best animated feature. I don't know about the animated short. It'd be great if Adam did win though.
	So what's on for today?
	Nothing much. I'm going to the dentist at 11 to pick up my mouthguard.
	This experiment is proving to be quite banal, isn't it?
	Just give it a chance, ok?

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